What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

Have you experimented with bestiality?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

A 35-year-old Florida man booked more than 120 free flights by posing as a flight attendant - Fortune

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?